poser world bible
jesus here.

so i haven’t “bashed” anyone in a while. but can i just say one last thing?

http://www.myspace.com/493030879

http://www.myspace.com/xoxomaddiee

http://www.myspace.com/emosmentxoxo

http://www.myspace.com/chellstaubxoxo

http://www.myspace.com/vanhudgxo

http://www.myspace.com/katietarvxo?lite=0

really? i mean, come on. that is so obviously all one person. she uses a different name and different pictures for every account. and it’s so annoying because she won’t admit they are all her account. ugh. alright. i’m done.

01. I have made bad decisions.
02. Having my neck kissed is my weakness.
03. My pets are important to me.
04. I love having my picture taken. 
05. I like Diet Coke.
06. I am the oldest kid in my family.
07. I’ve experienced true boredom.
08. I feel mature and wise, and still young at heart!
09. I am good at helping people.

10. I hate TV. 
11. I am sarcastic.
12. I wish nobody hurt anymore.
13. I half-listen to people sometimes when I should listen fully.
14. My friends are really weird!
15. I have a huge bedroom. 
16. I’m not a member of the mile-high club.
17. I try to be a person of balance, but occasionally (or frequently) have extremes.
18. I have a lot to learn.
19. I hate how FOD makes the damn double-space. 
20. I’m not tone deaf.
21. I love music.
22. Computers don’t like me.
23. I like to talk to random people.
24. I have little patience for small children.

25. I am not an attention whore. 
26. I can be mean when I want to be.

27. I pretend to care sometimes.
28. I want to go to college. 
29. I am intrigued by humanity at large.
30. I think Japanese people are strange as hell. 
31. Everyone should be exposed to love at one time in their life.
32. I believe all children should learn more than one language.
33. My cat is spoiled.
34. I am a spoiled little girl. 
35. I wish we had more 2-hour-delays.
36. I love being organized, but am not.
37. Suicide is stupid.
38. I wish I exercised more.
39. I remember useless trivia.
40. I try to find something positive in every situation, although I am not always successful in doing so.
41. People like me.
42. I love to talk.
43. I love to write.
44. I think literature is a beautiful thing.
 
45. I like vegetables.
46. I dance like a black girl. 
47. I type with my fingers on the wrong keys.
48. I am an awesome cook. 
49. My hair is reddish-brown.
50. I’ve owned and lived in the same house for over 10 years.
51. I’m incredibly sexy.
52. I love to get socks for Christmas. 
53. I’m a fancy kid!
54. I hate when people whine.
55. I can’t drive yet.
56. I prefer to be in nature alone. 
57. I love being outside. 
58. I love most all animals. 
59. I want a tattoo.
60. I love gatherings of friends.
61. I love stuffed animals and can never get enough! 
62. I don’t work hard enough in school.
63. I can never have too many toys. 
64. I can be emotional.
65. I want to punch someone really hard in the face.
66. I’m generally low-maintenance, I just need lots of snuggling and love. 
67. I need a job. 
68. I dream a lot. 
69. I am not a slut. 
70. I love my friends. 
71. I have a boyfriend.
72. I’m a leader and not a follower. 
73. I write poetry that sucks. 
74. I’ve been caught with no toilet paper in the bathroom.
75. I am very infantile at times. 
76. I have no problem using public restrooms. Its the ones at the park and the beach (portapotty) that scare me.
77. I babble.
78. I educate the ignorant. 
79. I trust people too easily.
80. I’m an organ donor. 
81. I’ve never seen Oingo Boingo in concert.
82. I like cheetos.
83. I don’t like getting in fights.
84. I can be bitchy.

85. I HATE SCI-FI.
86. I don’t mind the telephone all the time. 
87. I want to travel more. 
88. Bookshops are pretty cool. 
89. I’m pretty friendly.

90. I can be cold. 
91. Sometimes I feel like I’ve failed my friends. 
92. When my eye starts twitching, run for your life. 
93. I want some sharks with fricking laser beams attached to their heads.
94. My dream is to be truly happy.
95. The materialism of Christmas pisses me off.
96. I think people should learn to live more simply.
97. I spend my life making pipe dreams and building castles in the air.
98. I am a very weird person.
99. I am getting extremely tired of school. 
100. I hate the way people treat each other.

Here is a list of quirky personality traits! Bold what applies to you, strike what you can’t stand.

I always announce when I have to pee/use the bathroom.

I won’t eat my food if it touches a different food.

I will not blow my nose in front of other people.

I put my feet up on everything.

I say hello to everyone I see.

I have a tendency to make everything awkward.

My mind always wanders to the “sexual” side of things.

I always follow things up with “That’s what she said!”

I’m too embarassed to ask my friends/family for tampons.

I use chapstick/lip balm religiously.

I check my accounts online in order everytime I get on the computer.

If I get up from the computer, even for a second, I put an away message up.

I’m always leaving my phone in random places.

I always keep on earbud out, in case someone needs to talk to me.

I mark off every day on the calendar.

I have the same routine everytime I take a shower.

I will not go out in public without makeup on.

Everything about my life is very neat. It has to be.

I make a to-do list every day, and I’m lost without it.

I always check my phone the second I wake up.

I have to pee before bed.

I laugh when I hear/see the number 69.

I yell “Burn!” when someone disses someone else.

I take off my shoes when I get inside the house.

I can’t stand silence. Especially when I drive.

I have to listen to something or I can’t fall asleep.

I have to have the TV on or I can’t fall asleep.

I don’t use public bathrooms. Period.

I will NOT fart in front of anyone.

I will absolutely NOT fart in front of my boyfriend/girlfriend.

All my music on iTunes has to have album art.

Going a day without changing my underwear, NEVER, EVER happens.

I tend to skip showers frequently.

I count to 20 (seconds) when I wash my hands.

I’m always forgetting to take my pills.

I have panic attacks frequently.

The door(s) must be shut before I go to bed.

I’m always saying chat lingo out loud (example: “L-O-L”)

I swear way too much for my own good.

I re-write all my notes.

Without thinking twice, I always correct spelling/grammar mistakes.

I go for weeks without checking my email.

I show up late to work all the time.

I number my surveys (in the title).

I number the questions on all my surveys

The rules: 
1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely sex it up with. 
2. Italicize the names of guys you might fuck after a little persuasion. 
3. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone. 
4. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of. 
5. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole.
6. Add three more guys to the list.

Jack Barakat
Rupert Grint
* Gabe Saporta
Samuel L. Jackson
* Hayden Christensen
* Ian Somerhalder?
Shia LaBeouf
* Patrick Stump?
* John Hannah?
* Hugh Grant
* Colin Firth?
* Nick Santino
* Leonardo Di Caprio
* Billy Zane?
* Chris Brown
* Vin Diesel
* Paul Walker?
* James Marsden
* Joe Jonas
* Simon Cowell
* Elijah Wood
* Tobey Maguire
* James Franco
* Alex Gaskarth

* Nick Jonas
* Sean Connery?
* Ben Gibbard?
* Brendon Urie
* Adam Brody
* Emile Hirsch?
* Halvo?
* Jackson Rathbone?
* Jay Baruchel?
* Kanye West

* Patrick Cassels?
* Ryan Donowho?
* Tyson Ritter?
* Jason Segel?
* Orlando Bloom
* Johnny Depp
* Paul Rudd?
* Seth Rogen?
* Bill Hader?
* Justin Timberlake
* Robert Pattinson
* Kevin Jonas
* Zac Efron
* Robert Schwartzman?
* Matt Prokop
* Daniel Radcliffe
* Tom Felton
* William Mosely?
* Corbin Bleu
* Ryan Ross
* Taylor Lautner
* Ed Westwick
* Justin Bieber
* Michael Bruno
* David Henrie
* Josh Ocean? 
* John Stamos
* Kevin Smith
* John O’Callaghan
* Shane Dawson
* Jon Gosselin
*Stephen Gomez?
* Ricky Martin
* Ben Affleck
* Jared Leto?
* Jude Law
* Jerry Pierce?
* Chris Pine
* Brandon Flowers?
* Evan Peters? 
* Devon Sawa?
* Ashton Kutcher
* Gerard Butler
* David Beckham
* George St-Peirre? 
* Danny Jones?
* Alexander Skarsgård?
* Paul Wesley?
* Dougie Poynter?
* John Cena
* Jack Penate?
* Olly Murs?
* Brett Lee
* Calvin Harris?
* Kellan Lutz
* Tom Hardy? 
* Charlie Hunnam?
* Chris Evans?
* Jonathan Rhys Meyers?
* Mark Salling?
* Josh Harnett
* Zacky Vengeance?
* Johnny Christ?
* Kris Allen
* Patrick Dempsey
* Adam Lambert
* Jensen Ackles
* Jared Padalecki
* Misha Collins?

* Andrew VanWyngarden?
* Jonny Craig?
* Garrett Nickelsen?
* Craig Owens?
* William Beckett
* Conor Oberst?
* Eminem
* Nathaniel Motte?
* Andrew McMahon?
* Chase Crawford
* Wesley Quinn? 
* Uzumaki Naruto?
* Hatake Kakashi?
* Uchiha Sasuke?
* Luke Worrall?
* Cole Mohr?
* Pat Kirch?
* Josh Franceschi?
* Joseph Gordon-Levitt?
* Gaspard Ulliel?
* Jason Dean?
* Craig Calloway?
* Zack Merrick
* Colin Baylen?
* Kennedy Brock?
* Loren Brinton?
* John Gomez?
* Josh Montgomery?
* Blake Harnage?
* Justin Richards?
* Alfie Scully?
* Dan Brown?
* Sean Smith?
* Darren Shan?
* Sean Foreman?
* Andrew De Torres?
*Billie Joe Armstrong

* Marilyn Manson
*Steve-O

* Rian Dawson?

* Drake

* Ryan Sheckler

* Lil Wayne

* Jay Sean

*Kid Cudi

* Ryan Gosling

* Channing Tatum

* Micheal Cera
* Spencer Smith?
* Jeremih
* JT Woodruff?

* Cory Monteith

* John Mayer

* Brian Dales

 

uhm, ew.

wethevictims:

LOOK!

it’s the creepy ass heroin addict & the foot!

-megan.

oh my lord! i’m glad to know i’m not the only one who calls him “the foot.” or “foot face”

- jesus.

TOP 10 HARRY POTTER PICK-UP LINES:

helloashlee:

10. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

9. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.


8. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

7. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

6. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone.

5. I’m not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

4. I don’t have any muggle money, but I do have a sickle and two knuts.

3. You don’t even have to say “Luminos Maxima” to turn me on!

2. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

1. I’d like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

b4mf:

I really don’t like it when I like a band/singer/song before it becomes popular. And like, i’ll have it on my myspace and everyone’s like ‘Oh god, this song sucks.’ Then bam. A week later you hear the song or whatever everywhere. And those same people that dissed it now have it as their profile song, ringtone, ectect. .-. It pisses me off that people only like stuff because it’s a new trend. Like:
I loveloveloved Owl City. I would listen to him non-stop. Everyone was like, ew. Now, everyone’s like ‘OMG FIREFLIES OMGOMG’ :l
Same with TiK ToK by Ke$ha. And Hot’n’Cold by Katy Perry. :/

 omg, that always happens to me. so annoying.

Dear people on myspace,

lolimrealguys:

Why is it so cool to have “$$” in your display name? 

it isn’t cool. what so ever. haha

sorry

for the lack of posts! i promise i will post some today.

love you all <333

- jesus.

one tree hill

is like the most best show ever invented. yes? i think so.

- god.