December 2009
21 posts
jesus here.
so i haven’t “bashed” anyone in a while. but can i just say one last thing?
http://www.myspace.com/493030879
http://www.myspace.com/xoxomaddiee
http://www.myspace.com/emosmentxoxo
http://www.myspace.com/chellstaubxoxo
http://www.myspace.com/vanhudgxo
http://www.myspace.com/katietarvxo?lite=0
really? i mean, come on. that is so obviously all one person. she uses a different...
01. I have made bad decisions. 02. Having my neck kissed is my weakness. 03. My pets are important to me. 04. I love having my picture taken. 05. I like Diet Coke. 06. I am the oldest kid in my family. 07. I’ve experienced true boredom. 08. I feel mature and wise, and still young at heart! 09. I am good at helping people. 10. I hate TV. 11. I am sarcastic. 12. I wish nobody hurt anymore. 13. I...
Here is a list of quirky personality traits! Bold what applies to you, strike what you can’t stand.
I always announce when I have to pee/use the bathroom.
I won’t eat my food if it touches a different food.
I will not blow my nose in front of other people.
I put my feet up on everything.
I say hello to everyone I see.
I have a tendency to make everything awkward.
My mind always wanders to...
The rules: 1. Bold the names of guys you’d definitely sex it up with. 2. Italicize the names of guys you might fuck after a little persuasion. 3. Leave the guys who don’t do anything for you alone. 4. Put a question mark after the guys you’ve never heard of. 5. Strike the guys you wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. 6. Add three more guys to the list.
* Jack Barakat * Rupert Grint * Gabe...
uhm, ew.
wethevictims:
LOOK!
it’s the creepy ass heroin addict & the foot!
-megan.
oh my lord! i’m glad to know i’m not the only one who calls him “the foot.” or “foot face”
- jesus.
TOP 10 HARRY POTTER PICK-UP LINES:
helloashlee:
10. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
9. Hagrid’s not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
8. Without you I feel like I’m in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul. 7. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together. 6. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You’re growing me a bone. 5. I’m not...
b4mf:
I really don’t like it when I like a band/singer/song before it becomes popular. And like, i’ll have it on my myspace and everyone’s like ‘Oh god, this song sucks.’ Then bam. A week later you hear the song or whatever everywhere. And those same people that dissed it now have it as their profile song, ringtone, ectect. .-. It pisses me off that people only like stuff because it’s a new...
Dear people on myspace,
lolimrealguys:
Why is it so cool to have “$$” in your display name?
it isn’t cool. what so ever. haha
sorry
for the lack of posts! i promise i will post some today.
love you all <333
- jesus.
one tree hill
is like the most best show ever invented. yes? i think so.
- god.
http://hereforthehate.tumblr.com/
:) aw, thanks! <3
love you tooo.
- jesus.
http://qtsofmyspace.tumblr.com/
YOU ARE PRETTY CUTE YOURSELF <333
love your site, darling.
- jesus.
listening to seven year olds talk makes me so glad i am not one anymore. not that i’m so much mature or anything just…glad that’s over.
night tumblr
i’m getting off for the night, didn’t do as much posting today as i planned. i’ll make up for it tomorrow! i’m going to go try and fake sick so i don’t have to go to school tomorrow. wish me luck! :)
love you all <33
- jesus.
i’m really disappointed katie went back to kingston. i thought they were finally done. i enjoy katie. kingston… not so much.
- jesus.
important
fuckkthisurl:
this isnt about any posers or bashing or gossip or secrets.
my grandma has lung cancer and my mom said she might die.
and my mom has skin cancer on her nose.
and then my mom’s dad died from lung cancer.
and i’ve been worrying about it all day and i dont know.
just please pray, i’m really worried.
and my uncle already has like a couple months to live, and i hope i see him...
November 2009
33 posts
http://p0zerzfolyfe.tumblr.com/
just wanted to let you know, your site is one of my favorites. <33
keep it up!
- jesus.
jesus is back from school, darlings. and will start posting shortly!
<3
goodnight!
i’m going to watch the proposal, and eat some pizza. just to take a break from all this bashing. :) if you have any ideas or anything you want us to talk about message us at poserworldbible@hotmail.com. <3
GOODNIGHT!
- god & jesus.
You Are Beautiful.
welovetobashyou:
xsendmelove:
If you weigh over 200 pounds, you are beautiful. If you weigh under 200, you are beautiful. If you are red headed, you are beautiful. If you are blonde, you are beautiful If you are brunette, you are beautiful. If you have acne, you are beautiful. If you have smooth skin, you are beautiful. If you have greasy hair, you are beautiful. If you have smooth shiny hair,...
got any gossip?
email us at: poserworldbible@hotmail.com
http://www.myspace.com/gomez-selena
leah, sweetie. i really really really don’t like you. you’re super annoying, and i’m 100 % sure those pictures you put up are not you. the girl in the pictures looks like she’s at least 17. and you act like your 7. there is just no way, hun.
JESUS DOESN’T APPROVE.
why we hate mary?
whateverliife:
well let me see, she’s annoying as hell. she’s always dramatic. i mean, what is there not to hate about MARY. i mean nice name. soundz like it’s from the nineteenth centuray. <3 no offense.
i couldn’t agree more.
- jesus.
awkward turtle..
p0zerzfolyfe:
Uhhhhhh, you i really don’t know what to say about that. D:
LMFAO.
going to go eat dinner, expect a lot of posts when i get back!
sincerely,
jesus.
fuckyeahposerworld:
are you not sure if you’re on the phone? and ‘she’ probably likes your voice because yours sounds like hers. oh shelby, you are quite the comedian.
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. you’re cool.
http://fuckkthisurl.tumblr.com/
Aw, thanks hun. :)
I love your site as well. <3
sincerly,
jesus.
