poser world bible

Here is a list of quirky personality traits! Bold what applies to you, strike what you can’t stand.

I always announce when I have to pee/use the bathroom.

I won’t eat my food if it touches a different food.

I will not blow my nose in front of other people.

I put my feet up on everything.

I say hello to everyone I see.

I have a tendency to make everything awkward.

My mind always wanders to the “sexual” side of things.

I always follow things up with “That’s what she said!”

I’m too embarassed to ask my friends/family for tampons.

I use chapstick/lip balm religiously.

I check my accounts online in order everytime I get on the computer.

If I get up from the computer, even for a second, I put an away message up.

I’m always leaving my phone in random places.

I always keep on earbud out, in case someone needs to talk to me.

I mark off every day on the calendar.

I have the same routine everytime I take a shower.

I will not go out in public without makeup on.

Everything about my life is very neat. It has to be.

I make a to-do list every day, and I’m lost without it.

I always check my phone the second I wake up.

I have to pee before bed.

I laugh when I hear/see the number 69.

I yell “Burn!” when someone disses someone else.

I take off my shoes when I get inside the house.

I can’t stand silence. Especially when I drive.

I have to listen to something or I can’t fall asleep.

I have to have the TV on or I can’t fall asleep.

I don’t use public bathrooms. Period.

I will NOT fart in front of anyone.

I will absolutely NOT fart in front of my boyfriend/girlfriend.

All my music on iTunes has to have album art.

Going a day without changing my underwear, NEVER, EVER happens.

I tend to skip showers frequently.

I count to 20 (seconds) when I wash my hands.

I’m always forgetting to take my pills.

I have panic attacks frequently.

The door(s) must be shut before I go to bed.

I’m always saying chat lingo out loud (example: “L-O-L”)

I swear way too much for my own good.

I re-write all my notes.

Without thinking twice, I always correct spelling/grammar mistakes.

I go for weeks without checking my email.

I show up late to work all the time.

I number my surveys (in the title).

I number the questions on all my surveys